“I Know What Uranium Is!” Premium T-shirt

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Do you know what uranium is? Our president knows what uranium is. According to his February 16th press conference, it’s “this thing called nuclear weapons and other things like lots of things are done with uranium including some bad things.” So…yeah. He’s got a firm grasp on ol’ atomic number 92.

Now you can show your support of uranium awareness with our stupendous “I Know What Uranium Is!” t-shirt. Soft, light, and made from 100% uranium*, this stylish tee will let everyone know that you, like our esteemed president, know how many things can be done with uranium. “Just how many?” your friends will ask. “Lots,” you’ll respond. “Lots of things including some bad things.”

*Like our Commander-in-Chief, we here at T-Shirts for People sometimes confuse 100% ringspun cotton (or a 90% ringspun cotton/10% poly blend in our heather colors) for weakly radioactive chemical elements with unstable isotopes. So there’s a bigly chance this t-shirt is not, in fact, made from uranium. Sorry for any mix-up.

• 100% ringspun lightweight cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Tubular construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

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